Sometimes you've just got to leave things to the *ahem* professionals.
*Content Advisor* non-realistic portrayal of a skeleton. see post title for further warnings... ;-)
After all- they know so much more than us lay people do about things like accident and injury prevention,
how to properly follow directions and handle chemicals,
and how to deal with the occasional ruffian.
So, remember folks~ if in doubt, hire it out!
Uh, well... scratch that idea.
D'oh!
